From: My Real Name <myEMAILid@fix.net>
Date: Thu, 04 Apr 96 14:52:29 -800
To: mag@ncsa.uiuc.edu
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Subject: You are a busy person.
Status: O

So am I. But I've had a few sad down days while my faithful 'pooter' 
underwent a doubtless painful motherboardectomy. 
The patient is recovering well, but the family is still in shock
at this harrowing experienc.
'Dr.' Paul states unequivocably that the 'poot' will 'poot' again, possibly 
even better.
I don't want better, I want my old friendly glitchy buddy back!!!

Such is life.

I haven't seen my back yard for three months, it's now well disguised as the tallest
crop of crab grass in the nation. Think I'll enter it in the Fair this year. Rain is 
a wonderful aid for the grass's complection. People too if they don't have a problem 
with lying down in the mud.

Since the last election, my hair is nuts. Can't seem to get it to do anything but grow.
It must be the Clinton Whitehouse. Can't imagine anything else to blame and they're so good
at taking hits. Makes you proud to be a 'merkin'.

My cat died. I'm not sad, he was an old smelly sick animal that my husband loved. The dammed 
thing barfed all over everything all the time. $600 worth of vet bills later, verdict: "He's old and sick."

Wish I was a vet. Getting paid to state the obvious shouldn't be the exclusive domain of the certified.

Thanks for your page, nice to know others out there notice stuff. I do too, but try
to keep it quiet. You get funny looks when you announce that the cracks in the sidewalk are unevenly
spaced. 

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